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Reading Direction

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Johnny walker
2 years ago ยท
  • Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

  • 1
    • Teacher
    • School
    • Russian
    • Dyslexic
    • Left
    • Language

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, genius! This dude's teacher thinks he's Russian 'cause he's reading right to left. Get it? Like dyslexia, but with languages! Also, teachers are never wrong so zip it!

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