What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
Joke:Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
