Failure jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
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Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Your life. That's all.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!