I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
What do you call a sandwich đ„Ș full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! đ
what do you call it when panera bread has bread
panera bread
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Q: Why couldnât Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
Woman- Whatâs a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didnât know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ÌSorry, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Despite Michael Jacksonâs legal problems while we was alive, McDonaldâs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyâre going to call it the McMichael! Itâs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts đ„đđ
a sandwich is a sandwich,but a manwich in a meal - jeffery dahmer
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
If I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich
Mustard
