
Cock sucker jokes
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Dick sucking.
I sucked a dick.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.