One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Monkey business at the zoo
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think the guy gets hurt by the monkey's pee, but then he just gets a random nosebleed the next day. Get it? The author of this joke is so dumb they would probably bet against themself and still lose.