Monkey business at the zoo

  • One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

    And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

    And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think the guy gets hurt by the monkey's pee, but then he just gets a random nosebleed the next day. Get it? The author of this joke is so dumb they would probably bet against themself and still lose.

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