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Restaurant Rivalry

Cricket Green
2 years ago
  • One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

    But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant, but the punchline is unexpected because the Chinese restaurant is in competition with a Cuban restaurant and kills the person. It's funny because it is unexpected. Also you are probably not very muscular.

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