Aed jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!