Aed jokes
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"