A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].