Steering Wheel jokes
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."