A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
