A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
