My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. The first guy says he has a Q-Tip, which is used to clean your ears. The second person makes a dirty joke by saying "You can Q my tip", using "Q" as a homophone for "cue", implying something sexual about the tip of their uh...ya know... It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda nasty, which I know is probably what your parents think about you!