How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Fox
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If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...