My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Death by Failure
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's parents kicked the bucket, right? But here's the kicker: they died because the dude was such a screw-up that his failure literally killed them. And now, because he's an orphan, he's off to live in an orphanage. You wouldn't get it. You're probably not even smart enough to tie your own shoelaces.