Confession

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this priest, right? He's askin' a nun if she's been naughty. And instead of some holy answer, she drops a bomb that she's been with a "fucking hot girl." See, it's funny 'cause nuns are 'sposed to be all about God and purity, not, you know, gettin' down with hot chicks. The funnier thing is that this nun is likely older than you, pal, and she's out there livin' a better life. Sad!