Aed jokes
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?