Water Cure for Depression

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If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Categories

  • Depression
  • Gallon
  • Morning
  • Water
  • Sleep
  • Drink

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you uncultured swine, let me break it down for you. You think water is just for drinking? Wrong! When you drink a whole lot right before bed, it'll make you wake up to pee. And when you gotta go, you gotta go. So, the person won't be so depressed because they have a reason to get out of bed. Get it? Probably not, you're Lauren.

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