Queen jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Drama queens be like: =- (
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
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