Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, "for the France!" And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, "long live the queen!" And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said "MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS"
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
hey, Britain. no queen? :(
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
What did the Queen bee of destiny child say? I'm so crazy in love...
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
