The 100+ Best Queen Jokes

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

- What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.

Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy

My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!