Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
An Empty Promise to an Orphan
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute cabbage. You really think saying you'd take an orphan to his parents after they're dead is a funny joke? It's not funny. It's just incredibly dumb. You made a terrible 'promise', and the kid's response was heartbreaking. You're about as funny as a funeral. Go back to preschool and maybe learn some basic empathy.