Rude Homeless Person

The humor comes from the unexpected response of the homeless person. Instead of being grateful, he's rude and dismissive, telling the person offering help to basically go away and buy their own meal. This subverts the usual expectation of how someone in need would react to such an offer.

• Homeless Person
• Meal
• Homeless
• Food
• Charity
• Poverty

• A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
• So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
• I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
• I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering. All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."