If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
Lauren
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.