Aed jokes
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀