Adoption agency jokes

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!