My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
