Adoption agency jokes

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.