Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You see, the customer thinks they're in a store, like buying clothes or somethin'. But NOPE! They're actually at an adoption agency, where you get kids, not customize them! That's the funny part, you dumb-dumb. It's funny cause the customer is clearly an idiot!