Wing-Wing Halo

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You asked a question that is dumb. Here's how this works: A "Chinese telephone" sounds like "Wing-wing Halo" because, you know, wing is associated with flying and angels have halos, that's the pun, get it?

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