So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
