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The Sandwich Pact

Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."

Comments (6)

Roses are bloom red, Dogs like to bark. As messed up as we are, No joke is too dark.

That guy with the strawbery jam sandwhich has the same energy of a man who states " if someone looks at me again i will kill myself" then turns to look at himeslf in the mirror.

Then after looking at himself declares " thats it! Im doing it! "