Homeless Person

Homeless Person jokes

Spiderman

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Meal

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

Beef

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Orphan

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Car

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Food

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

House

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Memes

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Homeless
A white sign or poster, possibly on public transport, displays the text "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025." In the bottom right corner, there is a logo of the Union Jack flag with the word "Conservatives" underneath it.