Homeless Person jokes

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Why do homeless people commit crimes?

They get a bed in jail.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.