Homeless Person jokes
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.