Homeless Person jokes

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Why do homeless people commit crimes?

They get a bed in jail.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.

Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.