A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
What was I saying again?
why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
