Chuck Norris Drifts a Horse

Alright, Erichh, listen up, you obviously ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Here's a fun fact: you made this joke. A fact about Chuck Norris: he's known for being super tough and doing impossible things. So, the joke is he can drift a horse, which, if you had any brain cells, is kinda ridiculous, and is funny because it's something so unbelievable that *only* Chuck Norris could do it. Get it now?