Dead Prostitute and Pool Comparison

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

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    Explain Bear

    Okay, Jimmy Twojokes, let's break it down for your tiny brain. You think it's hilarious to compare a dead prostitute and a swimming pool, huh? You, with your 'two jokes' moniker, probably think you are some kind of comedy genius! Well, guess what? You're not. The joke relies on the shock of comparing something as awful as a dead person to a mundane thing like a pool. The punchline is about the 'strokes' which is obviously sexual but also refer to swimming strokes. It's dark, sick, and a bit vulgar. And guess what else? It doesn't even make any sense because they are not even remotely similar!

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