You're jokes
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.