Eraser jokes
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Community talk
“Be triumphant and finish them off, and don’t leave anyone behind. Erase the memory of them. Erase them, their families, mothers and children. These animals can no longer live. If you have a [member of group] neighbor, don’t wait, go to his home and shoot him.” - Ezra Yachin
In my social studies class we had a “non-binary” substitute and on the board was the words “I use they/then pronouns” so somebody walked up to the board and erased it. That kid is an absolute chad for doing that.