Eraser jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Bleach!
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!
This is so painfully true
Power Puff Girls be like :
Community talk
“Be triumphant and finish them off, and don’t leave anyone behind. Erase the memory of them. Erase them, their families, mothers and children. These animals can no longer live. If you have a [member of group] neighbor, don’t wait, go to his home and shoot him.” - Ezra Yachin
In my social studies class we had a “non-binary” substitute and on the board was the words “I use they/then pronouns” so somebody walked up to the board and erased it. That kid is an absolute chad for doing that.