What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius, it's Explain Bear time! Get it? "On line" sounds like "online." So, like, if your friend is online, he's already "on line" as in queued up to off himself. Some people who are not smart don't get it.