You're jokes
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Memes
me every day
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!