You're jokes

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.