You're jokes
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩