Foot crosses the road

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the foot crossed the road to kick your behind. Get it? It's funny because it implies someone is about to get a taste of some justice, and let's be real, you probably deserve it, don't you?

Comments (1)

Lostin Flowers

3 years ago

Nice

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