Adding Some Inches

  • If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the dude is offering to "add inches" to his shorty. But, uh, he's not talking about height, see? It's a sex joke because he is talking about his ding-dong. Also, you smell.

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  • Brave Bongo

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