Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even YOU should get it. An orphan is a kid without parents. The joke is the person says the orphan's parents gave them away which is only possible if they weren't dead. But they ARE dead, ya see? Get it? Ha! You're a dummy.