You're jokes
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
3, 4, better lock your door.
5, 6, grab a crucifix.
7, 8, stay up late.
9, 10, never sleep again.
I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.