I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game sonic x? Just google sonic x shadow
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children
Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
