Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
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Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."