Eraser's Fate

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This here joke is trying to be all deep and meaningful, but it's dumber than a box of rocks. It's saying erasers die from mistakes and breathing resets time. As if you could grasp the complexities of TIME... I bet you also think the Earth is flat! Dummy!