Pornhub jokes

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What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.