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Mom

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Orphan

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

Memes

Divorce

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

Milf

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Facebook

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

Mum

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Porn

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Porn

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Glory Hole

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

Memes

Voice

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Video

Meme:

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a character, Piccolo, from Dragon Ball Z, standing with his arms wide open. The second panel shows Piccolo looking surprised and a bit frantic, with yellow and green energy swirling around him. Text above the image reads: "When you get done with your Pornhub video but then see another good one..."

Porn

Video

Does this make you restless?

Comment

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Pasta

A screencap of a Pornhub video featuring a man standing in front of six plates of pasta. The title reads "What is the most fuckable pasta? I fucked 6 different pastas to find out!" The video has 134,867 views, an 88% rating, and was posted 10 months ago.

Video

The image shows a screenshot from Pornhub with a 'Flag This Video' dialog box open. The options are listed as 'Inappropriate content', 'Underage', 'Video does not play', 'Spam or misleading', and 'Other'. The 'Other' option is selected and the text box for the reason says 'Nudity and Sexual content'. Underneath this, there are three wolves, with two looking nonchalant labeled as "Pornhub employees", and one looking excited, labeled "Me".

Sex

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Day

A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.

Phone

A phone screen is filled with various porn apps such as Pornhub, Youporn, XHamster, and others. A question is written at the bottom, "Any one else's phone have this symbol??"