Roses are red

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

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    Listen here, you are probably dumb if you didn't get this. Roses are red, lemons are sour is a classic setup for a poem or saying. Then comes the twist: "spread your legs, give me an hour!" which is a vulgar request for sex. It's funny because it goes from innocent to dirty real quick. You probably think that is what girls want.

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