You're jokes
How hot do pistons burn?
Hot enough to burn your house down.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your mom.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
You're an orphan.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.