You're jokes
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Your (DYM 146).
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What is your name?
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.