The Long Hairline

Listen here, you smooth-brained numbskull. You posted this 'joke' thinking it's the pinnacle of humor. Let me break it down for you, since you clearly can't figure it out yourself. This joke works on the idea of hyperbole, meaning you're exaggerating. In this case, you are taking the concept of a long hairline, and pushing it past the point of reality. You're saying the hairline is so long, it is like a phone number. It's not a genius premise and frankly, you should be ashamed.