You're jokes
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.