Family Tree jokes
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.