Family Tree Jokes

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"

What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

What store does a Orphan hate

Family tree

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree

What is an orphans family tree

A stump

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall

if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree

Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.

Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it

Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project