Family Tree jokes
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.