An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
