Family Tree Jokes

stump
in Orphan

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

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Anonymous

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

Omnom
in Emo

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

Anonymous
in Orphan

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Anonymous
in Emo

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: “do you want to join my family tree?”

Anonymous

your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is an orphans family tree

A stump

anunimuuuus
in Tree

Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall

if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree

MC

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

in Emo

How do emos propose? “Would you like to join my family tree?”

Anonymous
in Orphan

Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it’s family tree’

veluka piska XD
in Orphan

Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project

Anonymous
in Alabama

What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle

ur mom
in Orphan

whats the differences between a orphan and a apple… an apple has a family tree

Man
in Orphan

Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree

Bob
in Orphan

What is a orphans family tree a stump

How emos propose:would you please join my family tree.

Credit to my friend @omnom

Anonymous
in Puns

ur dad lesbian

Ur sister a mister

Ur family tree LGBT

Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion

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Anonymous
in Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple has a family tree

Anonymous
in Abuse

Q:How hit an Orphan A: Hit them with an family tree