Family Tree jokes
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.