Family Tree

Family Tree Jokes

Kid

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

Girlfriend

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

Emo

How do emos propose?

"Would you like to join my family tree?"

Adoption

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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  • Kid

    My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

    Family

    You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

    Family

    Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

    Season

    Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

    A: Fall.

    If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

    Tree

    Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.