Size jokes
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.