Size Jokes

Anonymous
in Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

in Orphan

Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!

random person

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Ohooo !

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

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Anonymous
in Orphan

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

Tonkiemars

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”

Anonymous

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.

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in Orphan

For orphans … every bag of chips is familly sized

Bree
in Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan buy chips

They were all family sized

Blake
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans go big,when you go big it’s considered family size

Hansega
in Fat

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Anonymous
in Orphan

why can’t orphan eat a bag of chips?.. Because the chip was family size.

kid toutcher
in Orphan

do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

i kick a$$
in Atom

when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?

in Orphan

why do Orphans love chips

because every bag of chips are family size

Bad jokes
in Orphan

Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized

sandpaper treadmill

run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun

Tanner durrant
in Orphan

Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized