Size jokes
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.