There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
