Size jokes

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!