therebis an upside to being an orphan
every bag of chips is family size
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big sizes ramen noodles there
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30? Because that's the average class size in America.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
why do orphans love chips,they love the family sized ones too
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.
