Size Jokes

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"


Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends


Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?

Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm

a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"