Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Being an orphan isn't all bad on the bright side all your snacks are family sized
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
