Size

Size Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Midget

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Yo mamma

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Penis

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

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  • Pedophile

    What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

    Student

    A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

    The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

    The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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  • Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

    Forehead

    Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

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