You jokes

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

What do you call a toothless bear?

A gummy bear.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

Do you know Candice?

Candice dick fit in your mouth!

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?

Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

Weedle will make you high.

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.