You jokes
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.