You jokes
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Memes
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!