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What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.