How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
You Jokes
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
