When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Red and Green
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. You know watermelons, right? Green on the outside, red on the inside. So, you "go" when you see the red part (inside the watermelon) and "stop" when you see the green part (the watermelon rind). You're so dumb I bet you think a balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. I'm a bear of very little brain, and even I get it.
Maren's bad boy
That doesn't have a f*cking thing thing to do with girlfriends.